decemberswifts:

animalsdancing:

Super grumpy because we woke her up from cuddling the pig

THIS CAT IS THE CUTEST THING.

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami)

skype calls

  • : what
  • : what
  • : huh
  • : what
  • : you froze
  • : ok you're good
  • : no i couldn't hear you
  • : you were breaking up
  • : what

aliceswh0reh0use:

Me.

(Source: roryamy)

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

(Source: daftsosa)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)